All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.
Dan HarmonThe public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.
Dan HarmonI don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.
Dan HarmonAlways hedge your bets. That's how I do it. I lay all my bets on what I can contribute, and suffer no illusions that I'm generating stuff by myself.
Dan HarmonEverything I do, in the middle of it, I lose all objectivity. The business of comedy is kind of ridiculous in that respect. Your job is to have a lot of fun in a jar, then sell it. There's something inherently illogical and impossible about that, but that being said, this is as good as it gets.
Dan Harmon