I've never done well when I've been appreciated. I've done best when I'm targeted for death.
Dan HarmonI don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.
Dan HarmonTV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They keep you on the casino floor. If I'm unlucky, if I'm lucky enough to be unlucky, I would love to write a movie.
Dan HarmonEverything I do, in the middle of it, I lose all objectivity. The business of comedy is kind of ridiculous in that respect. Your job is to have a lot of fun in a jar, then sell it. There's something inherently illogical and impossible about that, but that being said, this is as good as it gets.
Dan Harmon