It was never my direct intention to do anything particularly medium-defying.

I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves.

I love 30 Rock. It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.

Television is a populous, derivative, democratic medium.

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we make mistakes and we do great things. We hurt others, we hurt ourselves, we make others happy and we please ourselves. We can and should forgive ourselves and each other for that.

I wish people used wishes to modify themselves instead of others. Wish to be low maintenance. Wish to be autonomous, even.