I wish people used wishes to modify themselves instead of others. Wish to be low maintenance. Wish to be autonomous, even.

There's a fine line between a stream of consciousness and a babbling brook to nowhere.

I walk with God, and He protects me. That may very well be true. I don't mean to make that sound like a joke, in case He is in charge.

I've never done well when I've been appreciated. I've done best when I'm targeted for death.

I love 30 Rock. It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.

I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I'm doing what I want to do.

I wish people used wishes to modify themselves instead of others. Wish to be low maintenance. Wish to be autonomous, even.