There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird.

I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me.

You have people saying two things that seem to contradict each other. One, that we live in a golden age of TV. The other, that television is dying. There's a reason for that. What we mean when we say it's dying is that it's already way past being fragmented into little chunks. Now it's being polarized into an aerosol mist.

Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do.

I love 30 Rock. It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.

Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead.

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.