There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird.

There's a fine line between a stream of consciousness and a babbling brook to nowhere.

If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.

I've never done well when I've been appreciated. I've done best when I'm targeted for death.

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.

Audiences, as they get smaller, can intensify their relationship with the product, and so can the creative relationship with the people that you are serving. The good news is that, the more shows there are, the less the conglomerates have to gain by breaking the will of each individual creative.

Always hedge your bets. That's how I do it. I lay all my bets on what I can contribute, and suffer no illusions that I'm generating stuff by myself.