Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it.

If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs.

Only two things can stop Tiger — injury or a bad marriage.

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.

In a story, you have to have a theme and an angle, you have to have a beginning, middle and an end. You have to have a defining moment and kick it to death. You gotta be able to recognize that, by the way. It probably takes experience.

Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it.