(Obama's) a nice person, he's very articulate this is what's been used against him, but he couldn't sell watermelons if it, you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic.

The reelection of Bill Clinton is as secure as a double-knot tied in wet rawhide.

When the going gets weird, anchormen punt.

I've always tried to be fair, even-handed, not an advocate for any group.

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.

I'm of the belief that you can have only one commander-in-chief at a time, only one president at a time. President Bush is our president. Whatever he decides vis-a-vis war or peace in Iraq is what we will do as a country. And I for one will swing in behind him as a citizen ... and support whatever his decision is.

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