Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine's Day even if we're relatively lucky in love.

The Bible is a radically pro-slavery document. Slave owners waved Bibles over their heads during the Civil War and justified it.

I don’t understand how real Christians let that little f--ker get away with that.

You could fly under the radar a little bit. You could be a weird kid without defaulting to gay, without everyone assuming you must be gay - that was literally the last place many people went.

the Bible is only as good and decent as the person reading it.

Don't move to Seattle and write a stupid sex advice column. That's a waste of time and you need to grow up and get serious.

A certain tiny percentage of everyone is gay.