I didn't want kids to think that to be happy, they had to be famous or rich or live in the big city.

Don't move to Seattle and write a stupid sex advice column. That's a waste of time and you need to grow up and get serious.

The truly revolutionary promise of our nation's founding document is the freedom to pursue happiness-with-a-capital-H.

If kids got raped at Denny's as often as they get raped at church it would be illegal to take your kids to Denny's.

Ultimately life is disease, death and oblivion. It's still better than high school.

The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness means that each of us is free to go our own way, even if the ways some of us may choose to go seem sinful or shocking to our fellow citizens.

Preaching to the choir actually arms the choir with arguments and elevates the choir's discourse. There's a reason the right does it and does it well and triumphs.