Oftentimes, when people write me 4,000-word letters, I write them back and tell them if their problem's that complicated, they probably need a lawyer or a cop, and not me.
Dan SavageYou know, my problem is I cant say no to people, especially people who want to write me checks to do things.
Dan SavageThe cultural expectation should be if there's infidelity, the marriage is more important than fidelity.
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