We can learn to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about gay people. The same way we have learned to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about shellfish, about slavery, about dinner, about farming, about menstruation, about virginity, about masturbation.

A certain tiny percentage of everyone is gay.

No one has ever gone broke underestimating the insecurities of the gay and lesbian consumer.

I think it's going to take three or four generations of gay people being able to get married before it starts feeling less like we're going through these motions, that we're aping a heterosexual institution.

I’m searching for some exit poll data from California. I’ll eat my shorts if gay and lesbian voters went for McCain at anything approaching the rate that black voters went for Prop 8.

How can you tell somebody who is pursuing happiness that they're somehow not American when that was the very first promise that America made?

A lot of people think that telling people you're gay is something someone might say just to get attention.