I think the 'South Park' guys are brilliant.

So while gun owners are always saying that owning guns is about defending freedom, the only freedom gun owners seem interested in defending with their guns is the freedom to defend their freedom to own guns.

I don't think that gay and lesbian relationships are identical to heterosexual relationships. I do think that heterosexual weddings, or at least most of them, are sort of camp pantomimes about male and female sex roles, even if the couple is marrying as individuals and equals.

I waver between a cop-out agnostic and principled atheism

You want to help gay kids, you have to reach them in middle school and high school, when they're being bullied.

I'm allergic to dogs, so I couldn't even adopt what gay men typically adopt when they have that maternal gene.

Yes, yes: Taking out Saddam Hussein means war, and war is bad for children and other living things. I went to grade school in the 1970s, and I recall the poster. But there are times when war is not only a tragic and unavoidable necessity, but also good for children and other living things.