Don't mistake being an asshole for being a man.

Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine's Day even if we're relatively lucky in love.

Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there's no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal.

Parenting is about being competent and responsible. It's not about gender, necessarily.

Really, when it comes to gay rights, there's two wars going on. The first war is political. But the culture war is over.

I think the 'South Park' guys are brilliant.

How can you tell somebody who is pursuing happiness that they're somehow not American when that was the very first promise that America made?