I don’t understand how real Christians let that little f--ker get away with that.

Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there's no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal.

So while gun owners are always saying that owning guns is about defending freedom, the only freedom gun owners seem interested in defending with their guns is the freedom to defend their freedom to own guns.

I'm allergic to dogs, so I couldn't even adopt what gay men typically adopt when they have that maternal gene.

If sex isn't an important part of your marriage, you can't beef if your wife or husband does this unimportant thing with somebody else every once in a while, if you have no interest in it.

A lot of people think that telling people you're gay is something someone might say just to get attention.

Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine's Day even if we're relatively lucky in love.