I'm not good looking. I'm very strange - a very bony face on an enormous skull, and I don't like to be naked because I don't like how I look naked. And - no, no. I own a lot of my house, because I'm Irish and from people who never owned anything. So I could have a lot more trappings of wealth if every time I had 20 extra dollars I didn't pay off more of the mortgage.

I think the 'South Park' guys are brilliant.

I have a thick skin, but I have a heart.

Relationships are monuments build on lies

So while gun owners are always saying that owning guns is about defending freedom, the only freedom gun owners seem interested in defending with their guns is the freedom to defend their freedom to own guns.

A huge part of what animates homophobia among young people is paranoia and fear of their own capacity to be gay themselves.

I think abortion should be mandatory for about 30 years.