I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.

I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.

I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time.

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!

When you're filming something, you have marks and spots you have to be in.

There's nothing worse than a poorly staged house.

The show has to be good because you want to be good. But if it's not good, it doesn't matter.