I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.

I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time.

When you're filming something, you have marks and spots you have to be in.

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!

The show has to be good because you want to be good. But if it's not good, it doesn't matter.

I'm at the stage in my life that real-estate apps turn me on.

I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.