I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.

When you're filming something, you have marks and spots you have to be in.

There's nothing worse than a poorly staged house.

I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time.

I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.

There are way too many comedians now.

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!