You can't believe everything you read.

Arguing with somebody is never pleasant, but sometimes it is useful and necessary to do so.

I think if I were walking someplace and I saw a corpse my brain would tell me it was a million things before I believed it was a corpse.

Take it back, Ed. Take it all back.

Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of 'systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, syst-susceptible sister,' which is easier done than said.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding.