The expression 'Those who can't do, teach' is a curious one, because if you look at the world , you'll see that teachers aren't particularly worse at doing things than anyone else, so perhaps the expression might be better worded as 'nobody can do anything

Numbersign questionmark you" and "Asterisk exclamation point the world.

Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find?

He looked like the sort of person who would tell you that he did not have an umbrella to lend you when he actually had several and simply wanted to see you get soaked.

Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.