I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.
Daniel HandlerIf you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.
Daniel HandlerDeciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch, or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter.
Daniel HandlerStop saying no offense,โ I said, โwhen you say offensive things. Itโs not a free pass.
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