So she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

For Beatrice, when we met, my life began. Soon afterwards, yours ended.

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.

The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wouldn't have gotten it, Ed, I thought, watching her go. It's why we broke up, so here it is. Ed, how could you?

Is it useful to feel fear, because it prepares you for nasty events, or is it useless, because nasty events will occur whether you are frightened or not?

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.