I'm sure you have heard it said that appearance does not matter so much, and that it is what's on the inside that counts. This is, of course, utter nonsense, because if it were true then people who were good on this inside would would never have to comb their hair or take a bath, and the whole world would smell even worse than it already does.

The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done.

Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.

Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.

If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

It is very easy to say that the important thing is to try your best, but if you are in real trouble the most important thing is not trying your best, but getting to safety.

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.