A newspaper, as I'm sure you know, is a collection of supposedly true stories written down by writers who either saw them happen or talked to people who did. These writers are called journalists, and like telephone operators, butchers, ballerinas, and people who clean up after horses, journalists can sometimes make mistakes.
Daniel HandlerTwenty-six,โ you said. โOne for each day weโve been together, Min.โSomebody oohed. Somebody shushed them. โAnd I hope that someday Iโll do another something stupid and Iโll have to say it a million times because thatโs how long itโll be, together with you, Min. With you.
Daniel HandlerComposerโ is a word which here means โa person who sits in a room, muttering and humming and figuring out what notes the orchestra is going to play.โ This is called composing. But last night, the Composer was not muttering. He was not humming. He was not moving, or even breathing. This is called decomposing.
Daniel Handler