I often can't remember which scenes are and aren't in the final product, because I saw so many different versions of the Lemony Snicket that I forget which ended up on the cutting-room floor.

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.

There are almost as many kinds of libraries as there are kinds of readers.

...everyone was right about you- prove them wrong.

...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.

But just suddenly I really, really needed to see you again right that minute, that night.

You know, there's a big world out there filled with desperate orphans who would gladly swim across an ocean of thumbtacks just to be eclipsed by the long shadow that is cast by my accomplishments.