Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying?

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.

There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize.

The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.

I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.

...everyone was right about you- prove them wrong.