Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying?

There are many things in life that become different if you take a long look at them.

Miracles can happen, even to those who are small, flammable, and dressed all in black.

And a refrigerator may hold a basket of strawberries, which would be important if a maniac said to you, "If you don't give me a basket of strawberries right now, I'm going to poke you with this large stick." But when the two elder Baudelaires and Quigley Quagmire opened the refrigerator, they found nothing that would help someone who was wounded, dying of thirst, or being threatened by a strawberry-crazed, stick-carrying maniac.

In the secret pocket, she often kept a small pocket dictionary, which she would take out whenever she encountered a word she did not know.

Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.

I stand entwined in fire on the inextinguishable bonfire of inconceivable love.