Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery?

You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies

There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.

When somebody is a little bit wrong - say, when a waited puts nonfat milk in your espresso macchiato, instead of lowfat milk - it is often quite easy to explain to them how and why they are wrong. But if somebody is surprisingly wrong - say, when a waiter bites your nose instead of taking your order - you can often be so surprised that you are unable to say anything at all. Paralyzed by how wrong the waiter is, your moth would hang slightly open and your eyes would blink over and over, but you would be unable to say a word.