I gasped and pointed the way. I gave you an adventure, Ed, right in front of you but you never saw it until I showed you, and that's why we broke up.

You'd think that sweet would be a land far, far away from irritating, but as it turns out they're right next door, and always having border disputes.

What do your parents know, about surviving?

When do you learn that the world, like any diner worth its salt, is open twenty-four hours a day?

People worry more about girls, for a good reason: I don't think my parents thought I was going to be raped by a classmate or attacked when I was walking alone in some neighborhood. So it's not just paranoid parents.

It was darker than a pitch-black panther, covered in tar, eating black licorice at the very bottom of the deepest part of the Black Sea.

the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.