If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything.

Waiting is one of life’s hardships.

I always think it's silly when people talk about works of culture taking risks. Because there's not any risk involved.

Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs when you have lost someone you love, is a sneaky thing, because it can disappear for a long time, and then pop back up when you least expect it.

It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.

But the world did not match the picture in my head, and instead I was with a strange, uncombed person, overlooking a sea without water and a forest without trees.