-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.
Daniel HandlerWhat happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for that location, just as ink can stain a white sheet.
Daniel HandlerThey were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie.
Daniel HandlerSooner or later, everyone's story has an unfortunate event or two...The solution, of course, is to stay as far away from the world as possible and lead a safe, simple life.
Daniel Handler