It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.
Daniel HandlerThere are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them.
Daniel HandlerKlaus sighed, and opened a book, and as at so many other times when the middle Baudelaire child did not want to think about his circumstances, he began to read.
Daniel HandlerThe rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything.
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