It was a curious feeling, that something could be so close and so distant at the same time.

One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens and jacks, who are possibly the queen's younger, more attractive boyfriends.

...the moron who thought love was forever.

-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.

Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.

In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that you won't get the job and will spend the rest of your life foraging for food in the wilderness and seeking shelter underneath a tree or the awning of a bowling alley that has gone out of business.

There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.