It was a curious feeling, that something could be so close and so distant at the same time.

It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.

The way that the stories go in the Snicket books is just the way stories naturally go to me. They're full of misery, and yet the misery ends up being slightly hilarious. And in terms of the warnings on the back of the books, that really started as an honest assessment of their marketability.

I write storys to entertain not to be the best

Blinded following the Blindfolded

Life isn't fair," he said, in his undisguised voice, and for once the Baudelaire orphans agreed with every word the man said.

But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.