I stand entwined in fire on the inextinguishable bonfire of inconceivable love.

You can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like steam-powered window washers. But you can’t invent more time.

I was too jitterbuggy happy to sleep, and the whole day kept playing in my brain's little screening room.

I write storys to entertain not to be the best

Life isn't fair," he said, in his undisguised voice, and for once the Baudelaire orphans agreed with every word the man said.

It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.

I want to love you and take you pretty places. Yes, I have things wrong, but also I can walk through walls if you'll let me show you.