A girl meets a boy, Ed, and everything changes, or so she says.

and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.

One cannot spend forever sitting and solving the mysteries of oone's history.

I wrote a comedy, which hopefully [Rick director] Curtiss Clayton will bring to the screen, that I thought was the antithesis of all my work. I thought it was light and sunshiny, and Mr. Clayton reminded me that it is the story of a woman kidnapped and forced to do things against her will, which is not what most people think of as light and sunshiny.

It seems to me that oftentimes in young relationships once there's a problem of some significance then it's almost like they're both racing for the dumper buzzer.

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.