A girl meets a boy, Ed, and everything changes, or so she says.

I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming it, I'm always stunned.

Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding.

I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.

Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!” said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.

Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.

Various parts of my body told me that in the future they would appreciate it if I slept lying down on a bed instead of sitting at the counter of Black Cat Coffee. I quietly reassured them that this was an unusual situation, and had the machinery make me some bread as a breakfast.