A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out.

If you have ever slept in a covered casserole dish on the highest peak of a mountain range, then you know that it is an uncomfortable place to lay one's head, even if you find a dish towel inside it that can serve as a blanket.

For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty. Now I am pretty lonely.

Appearance matters a great deal because you can often tell a lot about people by looking at how they present themselves.

I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire.

People worry more about girls, for a good reason: I don't think my parents thought I was going to be raped by a classmate or attacked when I was walking alone in some neighborhood. So it's not just paranoid parents.

If he’s not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It’s boyfriend or want to be boyfriend or I guess gay. Those are the choices.