A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out.

I do think of emotions as being on a circular path, so you can feel terrible and terrible and terrible, and then all of a sudden it becomes quite funny.

For Beatrice, when we met, my life began. Soon afterwards, yours ended.

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work.

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, and that's why we broke up.

It has been said that the hardest job in the world is raising a child, but the people who says this have probably never worked at a comb factory or captured pirates on the high seas.