If you like books with happy endings then put this book down immediately.
The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
I often can't remember which scenes are and aren't in the final product, because I saw so many different versions of the Lemony Snicket that I forget which ended up on the cutting-room floor.
The smell of cooking food is often a calming one.
Take back the smile and the night, take it all back, I wish I could.
Sometimes, even the best of plans will occur to you when it is too late.