For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty. Now I am pretty lonely.

Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery?

E!" Klaus cried. "E as in Exit!" The Baudelaires ran down E as in Exit, but when they reached the last cabinet, the row was becoming F as in Falling File Cabinets, G as in Go the Other Way! and H as in How in the World Are We Going to Escape?

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Everyone tells you it's all right to cry, but not enough people say it's all right if you don't want people to know.

But there are times in this harum-scarum world when figuring out the right thing to do is quite simple, but doing the right thing is simply impossible.

They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.