Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)

Never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian wolfsnake near a typewriter.

Is it OK not to be a virgin, yes. Most people aren’t virgins, Min. That’s why there’s people to begin with.

I opened my mouth and kissed you then, the first time all night, attacked you and surrendered completely, and let’s get out of here. I’m ready, I’m finished, let’s not break up, no, no. Take me home, my boyfriend, my love.

He who hesitates is lost

I was too jitterbuggy happy to sleep, and the whole day kept playing in my brain's little screening room.

It seemed to me that every adult did something terrible sooner or later. And every child, I thought, sooner or later becomes an adult.