I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me.

Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is true.

I was never a fan of anything, and yet some people are fans of my books. That's a bit odd. But I like meeting them.

It doesn't take courage to kill someone,' Klaus said. 'It takes a severe lack of moral stamina.

It seems to me that oftentimes in young relationships once there's a problem of some significance then it's almost like they're both racing for the dumper buzzer.

A good thing to do when one is sitting, eating, and resting is to have a conversation.

I was once almost forced off the stage at a large chain bookstore that shall remain nameless, because she introduced me as Lemony Snicket, and I immediately interrupted her and said, "Oh no, Lemony Snicket isn't here," and then she tried to cancel the event right then and there.