A long time ago, there was no such thing as school, and children spent their days learning a trade, a phrase which here means "standing around doing tedious tasks under the instruction of a bossy adult." In time, however, people realized that the children could be allowed to sit, and the first school was invented.
Daniel HandlerAll his life, Klaus had believed that if you read enough books, you could solve any problem, but now he wasn't so sure.
Daniel Handlerwho would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out.
Daniel HandlerThere are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.
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