Everyone tells you it's all right to cry, but not enough people say it's all right if you don't want people to know.

Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day.

But it's far too late for us; ring, hair, letters, photographs - all traces of our love will be scattered then, like an anagram.

Accidents happen all the time.

If you have ever had a miserable experience, then you have probably had it said to you that you would feel better in the morning. This, of course, is utter nonsense, because a miserable experience remains a miserable experience even on the loveliest of morning.

You can't believe everything you read.

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.