Is it fair for the bears to come down to where humans live, looking for food? Is it fair for the Duke's soldiers to shoot at them? Is it fair for the bears to crush them with giant snowballs? Often, if you point out something that isn't fair, someone will reply, "Life isn't fair." What is to be done with such people?
Daniel HandlerIt is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.
Daniel HandlerComplimenting someone in an exaggerated way is known as flattery, and flattery will generally get you anything you want.
Daniel HandlerIf you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.
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