Troublesome things tend to remain troublesome no matter how many times you do them.

Sooner or later, everyone's story has an unfortunate event or two...The solution, of course, is to stay as far away from the world as possible and lead a safe, simple life.

So every so often, when I meet someone who's honestly appalled by my books and doesn't understand why they would be attractive to people... I find such people sort of charming, even though they usually don't like me.

I think if I were walking someplace and I saw a corpse my brain would tell me it was a million things before I believed it was a corpse.

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does

Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.