An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision, these stories often feature miracles. Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see, and this holiday story features any number of miracles, depending on your point of view.

Sometimes the things you’ve lost can be found again in unexpected places.

I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.

Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)

I had this idea about terrible things happening to orphans, and I knew it was such a horrible idea that the idea of writing it down and then submitting it professionally was obviously absurd.