I write storys to entertain not to be the best

One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant.

I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!

'Help me,' Allison says, but she is soft-spoken, and everyone she loves is so far away.

...the moron who thought love was forever.

I love meeting people who have absolutely no sense of irony. It's really fascinating to imagine what it would be like to go through life without understanding even the most basic of ironies.

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.