Like People, animals will become frightened and likely do whatever you say if you whip them enough.

Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding.

Are you ready?" Klaus asked finally. "No," Sunny answered. "Me neither," Violet said, "but if we wait until we're ready we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives, Let's go.

The children of this world and the adults of this world are in entirely separate boats and only drift near each other when we need a ride from someone or when someone needs us to wash our hands.

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.

If he’s not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It’s boyfriend or want to be boyfriend or I guess gay. Those are the choices.

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.