Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you.
Daniel HandlerIt was a curious feeling, that something could be so close and so distant at the same time.
Daniel HandlerFor every teenager I know, having a phone is a mixed blessing, because your parents can press a button and figure out where you are.
Daniel HandlerI'm not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one's efforts. I'm not a believer in karma. The reason why I try to be a good person is because I think it's the right thing to do. If I commit fewer bad acts there will be fewer bad acts, maybe other people will join in committing fewer bad acts, and in time there will be fewer and fewer of them.
Daniel Handler