We are a nation of children letting horrible things happen, and flunking Calc.

At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

Wherever it's good, whatever strange, faraway land, let's go there, let's stay in that place alone.

Every problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution - even if it's right in front of your nose.

Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.

Life isn't fair," he said, in his undisguised voice, and for once the Baudelaire orphans agreed with every word the man said.

Everyone tells you it's all right to cry, but not enough people say it's all right if you don't want people to know.