It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep-sea diving equipment or a pair of large pillows, but deciding what is right is much trickier.

You know I want to be a director, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is why we broke up.

Everybody has a theory.

Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.

After a certain age, you couldn't even say where you were from. You went someplace, and lived there. And then you went someplace else.

Like People, animals will become frightened and likely do whatever you say if you whip them enough.

Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.