In general, of course, a stranger who tries to get you into an automobile is anything but noble, and in general a person who quotes great American novelists is anything but treacherous, and in general a man who says you needn't worry about money, or a man who smokes cigarettes, is somewhere in between.
Daniel HandlerIf you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake.
Daniel HandlerI think pirates, like astronauts, particularly for a boy, are always kind of worth thinking about.
Daniel HandlerI found powerful the idea that everything we have is, in effect, stolen from everybody else.
Daniel HandlerThe book was long, and difficult to read, and Klaus became more and more tired as the night wore on. Occasionally his eyes would close. He found himself reading the same sentence over and over. He found himself reading the same sentence over and over. He found himself reading the same sentence over and over.
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