In general, of course, a stranger who tries to get you into an automobile is anything but noble, and in general a person who quotes great American novelists is anything but treacherous, and in general a man who says you needn't worry about money, or a man who smokes cigarettes, is somewhere in between.
Daniel HandlerOne has to adopt a sort of Zen calm, in which you know you wrote the best book that you could at the time.
Daniel HandlerI never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.
Daniel HandlerThere are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people, and everybody wants to read something different.
Daniel HandlerIn most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that you won't get the job and will spend the rest of your life foraging for food in the wilderness and seeking shelter underneath a tree or the awning of a bowling alley that has gone out of business.
Daniel Handler