Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.

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I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.

Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together," said the pine tree. "Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals.

You meet people who are in pain in life and love and you forgive them for behaving the way they do.

Occasionally there are parents who say, "I brought my child so he or she could learn what the career of a writer is like, and you did this long theatrical performance instead, and I'm very disappointed."

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work.