Sometime during your lifeโin fact, very soonโyou may find yourself reading a book, and you may notice that a bookโs first sentence can often tell you what sort of story your book contains.
Daniel HandlerNever mind what my name is,โ the man said. โNo one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.
Daniel HandlerIn general, of course, a stranger who tries to get you into an automobile is anything but noble, and in general a person who quotes great American novelists is anything but treacherous, and in general a man who says you needn't worry about money, or a man who smokes cigarettes, is somewhere in between.
Daniel HandlerI always think it's silly when people talk about works of culture taking risks. Because there's not any risk involved.
Daniel Handler