Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.
Daniel HandlerThere are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them.
Daniel HandlerLove can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
Daniel HandlerI love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I'll find my way back there. Or maybe, one day, I'll settle for second best. And on that same day, hell will freeze over, the sun will burn out and the stars will fall from the sky.
Daniel Handler