There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.
Daniel HandlerI find reading screenplays difficult, as they're only a roadmap for what a movie might end up being.
Daniel HandlerOf course I'm trying to trick you! That's the way of the world, Baudelaires. Everyone runs around with their secrets and their schemes, trying to outwit everyone else.
Daniel Handler...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.
Daniel Handler