I'd written my first novel for adults, which was called Basic Eight and was set in a high school, and we were having a devil of a time selling it. It ended up in the hands of an editor of a children's publishing house, for which it was entirely inappropriate. She said, "Well, we can't publish this, but I think you should write something for children," which I thought was a really terrible idea.
Daniel HandlerI guess weโll be traveling in uncharted waters.โ โThatโll be fun,โ Phil said.
Daniel HandlerI stayed there loving you, though the love made me, not sad but I guess melancholy, for a reason I couldnโt point to.
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