Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later.

People don't always get what they deserve in this world.

The book was long, and difficult to read, and Klaus became more and more tired as the night wore on. Occasionally his eyes would close. He found himself reading the same sentence over and over. He found himself reading the same sentence over and over. He found himself reading the same sentence over and over.

Certain people have said that the world is like a calm pond, and that anytime a person does even the smallest thing, it is as if a stone has dropped into the pond, spreading circles of ripples further and further out, until the entire world has been changed by one tiny action.

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.

For Beatrice- My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not.

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.